Ernie & Bert

last night at work
after the midnight twerk
I heard a lil' story
bout' ernie and bert

ernie and bert
ernie and bert
brokeback glamping
in a big ol’ yurt

got me a horse
gonna take me to war
[to the valley next door]

I’m waitin' in the saddle
[gettin' ready for battle]
got ma' chinstrap, whip and paddle

I'm waitin’ for ernie and bert
but they still in that yurt ya yurt yurt

come on ernie and bert
we got a war to wage
against the greatest of plagues
the white blank page

dancin’ on the empty canvass
crackin’ cans of colours we [write]
the mighty white of a moonless night
star-lit by a rainbow brite

colors clash
money-green cash
here come ernie
but bert still in that yurt

come on come on
time to get it on
sing with me baby
one two three four...

ernie and bert
ernie and bert
brokeback glamping
in a big ol’ yurt

ernie and bert
ernie and bert
brokeback glamping
in a big ol’ yurt

ernie and bert
ernie and bert
brokeback glamping
in a big ol' yurt...